Jesus Justus Christ - aka William Stewart Gerald Eddins

NOTE: If you are trying to find Jesus Justus Christ, this is not his website. This is the posting of someone (read: me) annoyed by all of his relentless spamming to countless people across the globe. Fortunately, I am not alone. I’ve deleted the comments because this guy wants to use my site as his pulpit … to be fair, I’ve even deleted the posts of people saying “yes, this guy is a retard” … like I said, get yourself a blog my man.

I don’t mind spammers. Honestly, I think they are taking advantage of a poorly written protocol to make money. I would be willing to bet the anti-spam folks don’t mind them that much either.

But there is this one guy that has been driving me bonkers for the last couple of years and he’s not even trying to make money (at least from what I can tell).

Having been a sysadmin in a former life, I’m still on several mailing lists that I probably don’t need to be on anymore. One of those mailing lists is a fairly well-known top-level email alias; webmaster. Well, over the last couple of years I have been receiving these emails to that alias here at OSU from a gentleman who calls himself Jesus Justus Christ and constantly waxes philosophical about any and all things quoting more passages from the bible than I actually knew existed. His insanely long emails are addressed to every webmaster alias that you can imagine from every school, company and organization that this guy could muster the energy to remember.

Now technically, this guy isn’t doing anything worse than the people yelling holy passages in the streets of your favorite urban center. So I should just hit ‘delete’ and move on. But for some reason, no matter what I do to my spam filters, etc. the mail keeps coming in. I do have to give props to this guy being the most prolific and persistent spammer I have ever seen. Of course now my curiosity is piqued and I must learn more.

Digging into the emails themselves I uncovered a link to his personal website. I can’t quite tell what the site is all about but maybe his emails are to generate traffic to this fairly obscure site. Who knows. Looking even further, I can see this guy was sending emails from LAX (probably found an open hot-spot somewhere) and now via T-Mobile Internet services. My money is on him sending these 302 Kilobyte diatribes from the cozy comfort of a “Starbucks” somewhere in the labyrinth that is known as LAX.

Oh yeah, and I figure I should put a link to every email address I have ever seen from him just for “informational purposes”.

So I say to you Jesus Justus Christ, aka William Stewart Gerald Eddins; save some bandwidth and get a frickin’ blog.